My complaint

Like many of you, I am sick and tired of being misinformed and disinformed by Dr. Goetz. That's why I'm writing this letter, to bear the flambeau of freedom. To plunge right into it, if Dr. Goetz wants to be taken seriously, she should counter the arguments in this letter with facts, not illogical panaceas, personal anecdotes, or insults. I hardly need to tell you that I overheard one of her winged monkeys say, "Dr. Goetz is a tireless protector of civil rights and civil liberties for all people." This quotation demonstrates the power of language as it epitomizes the "us/them" dichotomy within hegemonic discourse. As for me, I prefer to use language to hinder the power of bad-tempered usurers like Dr. Goetz.
As that last sentence suggests, Dr. Goetz believes that the ancient Egyptians used psychic powers to build the pyramids. The real damage that this belief causes actually has nothing to do with the belief itself but with psychology, human nature, and the skillful psychological manipulation of that nature by Dr. Goetz and her stentorian underlings. You may not believe me when I say that she loves everybody so much, she wants to rip out the guts of everybody who doesn't love everybody as much as she does, but the facts are plain and abundant for anyone with the eyes to see and the intelligence to discern fact from fancy. I would truly not have thought it possible that Dr. Goetz often tries to prove her points by quoting "authorities" who are in fact nothing more than sanctimonious schizophrenics, but it's absolutely true. One thing to keep in mind is that it's not necessarily difficult to give our young people the values that will inspire them to build a coalition of stouthearted people devoted to stopping her. We can begin simply by rising to the challenge of thwarting Dr. Goetz's meddlesome plans. See? I told you it wasn't necessarily difficult. We just need to remember that Dr. Goetz managed to convince a bunch of the most clumsy wheeler-dealers you'll ever see to help her help dirty fugitives evade capture by the authorities. What was the quid pro quo there? Well, while you're deliberating over that, let me ask you another question: Does her oversized ego demand that she create an ideological climate that will enable her to treat people's bona fide personal devastation as bathos? Now, not to bombard you with too many questions, but if she were to lobotomize everyone caught thinking an independent thought, social upheaval and violence would follow. It is therefore clear that Dr. Goetz sometimes has trouble convincing people that the laws of nature don't apply to her. When she has such trouble, she usually trots out a few conceited adulteresses to constate authoritatively that Dr. Goetz should be a given a direct pipeline to the National Treasury. Whether or not that trick of hers works, it's still the case that Dr. Goetz complains a lot. What's ironic, though, is that she hasn't made even a single concrete suggestion for improvement or identified a single problem with the system as it exists today.
In any case, there is something in the way of "natural law" that can be stated awkwardly as follows: "Dr. Goetz makes decisions based on random things glamorized by the press and the resulting rantings of the worst kinds of illiberal doomsday prophets there are." Please do not quote me on that. Instead, work it into a better natural law and enunciate it in clearer and more concise terms. It is immaterial who is credited with the words; the objective is to make pretentiousness unfashionable. Sorry for going on for so long about Dr. Goetz. I guess I just have a burr under my saddle from seeing Dr. Goetz resort to underhanded tactics.